Favorite animals, in order:
1.) dogs
2.) penguins
3.) kodiak marmosets
4.) bears on roller skates
5.) elephants

Some things I think are dumb:
1.) "Teh"
2.) Green Day
3.) When people want to lose weight but won't exercise
4.) Shirts with the name of a store on them
5.) The motion picture industry
6.) lettuce

Ways I'm going to beat jury duty:
1.) Wear bright, heavy makeup
2.) Tell them I'm prejudice against all races
3.) Pretend I still work the night shift
4.) Tell everyone, including all the attorneys, that I'm going to spend the $15 that I will receive on 15 tacos
5.) Bring my Metallica bag, filled with bananas
6.) Request to be sworn in on a bust of Thomas Jefferson instead of a bible
7.) Say that I'm close friends with all the deputies who come to the store whose names I can remember
8.) Ask the judge if he has any gum

Get rich quick scheme:
1.) Steal underwear
2.) ?
3.) Profit